My new websites!

It's been years since I wrote for this blog. Life gets busy after college. Oh well. Here are two websites that you can find out what's been happening with me.

http://www.geocities.com/mbass081/MattPage.html

http://classrooms.wssd.k12.pa.us/webpages/mweyrauch/

Fresh Meat

The Hunters, the elite of the Spanish relm at Schuylkill Valley.
The Hunted, information about the major cities of Spain.
The bullet, the all encompassing internet.

Our hunters set up camp in room D10 today to conduct a mission to seek and destroy any valuable information about the major cities of Spain. Pamplona, Sevilla, and Barcelona were just a few of the targets. The class has been slowly attacking its victims and will continue tomorrow with the kill. God's speed soldiers!

This is my last post. Adios Muchachos...

in case of emergency...

USE SCANTRON!!! Thought you could get past me didn't you vocabulary test! Oh No!!! Not this time. We went old school to polish you off. That's right baby. We filled in bubbles today, and it was just as effective as your slow computer test version. As an added bonus I got to hear all of those little clicks for corrections being made in red! Suck on that people who want to use your wussy colors instead of the color of correction!!! Snow storm or Nuclear Winter I'm sticking with the SCANTRON!!!

Los Videos del Infierno!

That's right. If you can read Spanish you can figure out the title. 10th graders, depsite nagging from one class, were to make an "interpretive dance" if you will in a media project. They were to discuss the weather, national and international news, sports, and celebrity gossip. Needless to say it got a bit speed racey! The students pulled through though and made some excellent videos. All students had access to cameras outside of our Spanish relm. We simply needed to load some of those killer presentations on to the computer, through the tv, or simply popped them into a vcr. Techno power strikes again and it scores one for the good guys!

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

That's right, Schuylkill Valley has a school newspaper, and guess who is going to be on that bad boy. As a matter of fact I just got my mug shot. You should have seen that camera, WOHOA! I was standing there smiling, ready for the snap shot. But I was teased when I heard a click and it was an ultra amazing flash bulb popping up! The thing was huge, and needless to say quite intimidating. Anyway... The school has a newspaper that comes out quarterly, and it seems to be a pretty big deal. Maybe you too could be on there some day, but I hope it's for the right reasons.

An Enemy is Afoot

There are hundreds of people roaming the halls of Schuylkill Valley High School between bells, but those four minutes leave students in limbo. It's at this time that a not so inconspicuous group of students sneaks around the hallways and surprises students and faculty with a camera and microphone in the face. Students are just struttin' their stuff, minding their own business when WHAM!!!! there it is. What is this for you may ask. Well no one knows. But on my honor I will find out... Oh, I will find out...

Gross, Snails!

It was easy to see the slime dripping from bottom of the computer like they were snails on a mission. As we all know, that is not a fast thing. Nor were the computers at Schuylkill Valley High School. The students were so bored with their vocabulary quizzes at classzone.com. They would answer a question and then wait for about three minutes until the next question would pop up on the screen. Eyes started googlin' all over the place just out of boredom. Computer screens became drum sets, and heads beat against the desks. It was a regular ensamble of percussion! Thanks to the convenient phones in every classroom in the high school, Mrs. Koller was able to call those swindlers who provided this quiz. The tech support guy filled her with lies and bush beatings. But all was well, for with luck the class finished on time, well most of them. There were a couple runts still straggling behind, but don't you worry! Just a quick sign of their pass books and they were on their way!